it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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