did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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