I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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