So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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