Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
