I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i drank out of a bidet.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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