I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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