Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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