real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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