just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
This is the high leading the old right now
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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