God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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