i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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