Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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