well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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