do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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