Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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