Buhtt sex?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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