i jhust puked up my retainher.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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