Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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