i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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