Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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