I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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