Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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