just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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