so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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