i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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