i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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