I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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