Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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