Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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