its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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