whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So vagazzling was a success
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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