So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he was CRYING into my vagina
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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