Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Randomize
