She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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