I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
