jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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