I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
