She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
so much tequila, so little girl.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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