Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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