; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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