But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Did you pee in the oven last night??
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
