woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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