ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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