we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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