The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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