I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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