please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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