She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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