you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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