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(260): View more from Indiana

Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college

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(402): View more from Nebraska

birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.

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(347): View more from New York

the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.

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(416): View more from Toronto

He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit

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(720): View more from Colorado

Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Well that didn’t go as expected.

(514): View more from Quebec

I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.

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