i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You were trust falling into bushes
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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